All of your tendencies point to you being an uncultured canine. you act like a mutt, so you’ll be treated like one. I’ll teach you how to perform my favorite tricks correctly while I humiliate and laugh at you for being such a lowlife bitch.

As you complete all my tasks, you’ll come to realize your true purpose, and at the end of it all, you finally receive your well deserved reward. You get to lick my feet clean, and worship my body!!!