I just came home from one of THE most intense workouts I've done and you're lucky enough to witness me peel back the layers of my lululemon leggings and sports bra. I am literally drenched in sweat. I know you'd like to get as close as possible and inhale my divine, feminine aroma. This must be your lucky day because I've been saving up just for you. I'm soaked and you have to lap off every drop of sweat like a helpless puppy.