Youve just woken up and theres a goth girl hovering over your bedside. She tells you that she and the others have been experimenting on you, and shows you the chemicals that are now coursing thru your veins its a concoction that will make you compulsively masturbate, all the time. Youll be in public somewhere and have to rush to a bathroom-- but sometimes, you wont make it Youll end up jerking off in front of everyone you know, at some point or another. Its an experiment, so theres no antidote. Oh well.