I've met your great looking wife and we're now friends. I know how she feels about you!! We've had quite a few conversations about you, and she's also told me a few of her secrets. She doesn't think much of you!! Do you want me to tell you the truth about your marriage? You are a failure as a husband. your wife told me what a loser husband you are, and that you have a tiny penis!! Sit down, I am sure you want to hear the rest

I've met your great looking wife and we're now friends. I know how she feels about you!! We've had quite a few conversations about you, and she's also told me a few of her secrets. She doesn't think much of you!! Do you want me to tell you the truth about your marriage? You are a failure as a husband. your wife told me what a loser husband you are, and that you have a tiny penis!! Sit down, I am sure you want to hear the rest