You know, there's a rumor going around about you. Everybody is talking about it behind your back. Word is, you have an itty bitty little dicklet...of course those are just rumors, I don't know if they're true. Perhaps you'd like to disprove these rumors, prove everybody wrong about you. All you need to do is drop your pants and show me the truth about yourself. Prove that you aren't a pindick loser, show me what it looks like! I promise I'll be nice, and besides I'm sure the rumors aren't true at all! <3

You know, there's a rumor going around about you. Everybody is talking about it behind your back. Word is, you have an itty bitty little dicklet...of course those are just rumors, I don't know if they're true. Perhaps you'd like to disprove these rumors, prove everybody wrong about you. All you need to do is drop your pants and show me the truth about yourself. Prove that you aren't a pindick loser, show me what it looks like! I promise I'll be nice, and besides I'm sure the rumors aren't true at all! <3