Simply saying his prayers is not nearly enough penance to save his soul. Step-Sister Cybill Troy and I must make sure that he have truly atoned for his sins. We save this priest from eternal damnation by stripping him naked, hanging him on the cross and giving him a good sound spanking with the unbreakable paddle while he begs for forgiveness.

May God have mercy on your soul,
Step-Mother Superior Elena De Luca