We have a standard in this office. I've heard a rumor that you are just not up to par. I'm going to need you to drop those pants and show me what you are working with down there. As your boss I can't allow you to be paid the same as the employees who have real cocks. After seeing that tiny little prick of yours I'm going to have to cute your pay and publicly embarrass you in front of the entire company.

Back to work,
Ms. Elena De Luca