It's impossible to get anything done when you can't stop staring at the boss's hair. How can I keep you as an employee when all you do is pine for my long luscious locks? This is't going to work. I have a new position for you. From now on your job is to tend to my thick auburn hair. Watch carefully as I run my wooden hairbrush through it from root to tip so you can see just how it deserves to be treated.

Enjoy,
Elena De Luca