You thought you could just break he law in my town and get away with it? Smoking in my park? You're in for a rude awakening. I don't just give tickets for such disrespect to the law. You need to be taught a lesson. I am going to lock you away in my jail cell feeding you nothing but my ashes and butts. Filling the air with my thick white cigarette smoke.

Your prison sentence will be a long one, spending your time here as my personal ashtray. I don't stand for law breakers.

Respect my Authority,
Officer Elena De Luca