I'm the new nurse here, I need to take your vitals before the doctor comes in. You may find my methods a bit unorthodox, but accuracy is very important to me. I will not be taking your temp orally, I prefer to take an anal approach. Don't be afraid of my dick, oops, I mean my special thermometer. It's longer and thicker than you expected, but it'll give me a bit more information about you. You'll need to be stripped naked for this experience, you must be fully exposed when I'm sliding it in. I must penetrate as deeply as possible to get an accurate reading. I'm very thorough, so I'll need ...

I'm the new nurse here, I need to take your vitals before the doctor comes in. You may find my methods a bit unorthodox, but accuracy is very important to me. I will not be taking your temp orally, I prefer to take an anal approach. Don't be afraid of my dick, oops, I mean my special thermometer. It's longer and thicker than you expected, but it'll give me a bit more information about you. You'll need to be stripped naked for this experience, you must be fully exposed when I'm sliding it in. I must penetrate as deeply as possible to get an accurate reading. I'm very thorough, so I'll need to see you bouncing on it for me. I ensure that you are stretched. I'm a professional, don't be alarmed when I start pounding your ass. Just relax and let it happen.