Going to confession and saying your prayers isn't going to be enough this time. I have spoken to the Monsignor and we agree that this boy must take his penance from me. I strip him naked as lecture him on just how he is about to be punished for his sins. I begin by using his own belt as a leather strap.

He's a bit too squirmy for my liking so I make better use of that belt and get out The Unbreakable paddle.

May the Lord have mercy on you,
Step-Mother Superior Elena De Luca