Your roommate Eli comes in the room after a long night of partying. He plops down on the couch and lets out a long burp. He laughs and tells you how much his stomach hurts from all the fast food and he drank last night. He shows you how bloated his stomach is. He takes a sip of the he's drinking and lets out a long stinky burp. He blows in right in your face. He laughs about how nasty that smelled. He probably should have brushed his teeth, his breathe smells so bad from that garlic dip he was eating this morning. He pats his belly and lets out another terrible smelling burp. He grabs you a...

Your roommate Eli comes in the room after a long night of partying. He plops down on the couch and lets out a long burp. He laughs and tells you how much his stomach hurts from all the fast food and he drank last night. He shows you how bloated his stomach is. He takes a sip of the he's drinking and lets out a long stinky burp. He blows in right in your face. He laughs about how nasty that smelled. He probably should have brushed his teeth, his breathe smells so bad from that garlic dip he was eating this morning. He pats his belly and lets out another terrible smelling burp. He grabs you and you to smell it. He laughs and calls you gross when you take a nice deep whiff of his stank. He chugs the last of his and belches. He comments on how that tasted like puke, did he puke last night? You ask him to burp again so you can tell and he leans in and burps right in your mouth. Its smells so bad his eyes start watering a bit. He can't believe your actually liking the smell of these! He rubs his bloated belly and comments on how gassy he has been all morning. He burps again and you lean in for a deep whiff. He calls you a nasty gas pig and then lets out a fart! He's so bloated its coming out both ends!