It's finally here, your first Halloween party as my baby! I'm so excited to introduce you to all my friends tonight! Of course I had to pick up a few things for you sweetheart, included an adorable sailor onesie. Tonight your costume is going be 'Step-Mommy's first mate", with a thick, crinkly diaper that has your name on it: baby! I also packed your diaper bag with rattles, coloring books and your new bottle that says 'Step-Mommy's Little Pumpkin'. You'll sit in the corner drinking your bottle of juice while I drink my adult beverages.

Now that you're fresh out of the bathtub, let... Show more