Your wife went out with a real man tonight, so she asked me to come over to babysit you, since I have adult baby boys myself that I regressed just like you! I can see you already need a diaper change, and coo over how many times I'm going to have to change your diaper, wipe you down fresh and powder your bottom. I also make sure to show you my friend, Mister Hairbrush. I hope that I don't have to bring it out tonight, but if you're naughty I have no issue pulling you over my lap, pulling down your diaper and spanking you on your bare bottom until both sets of cheeks are bright red.