I've had enough of your accidents. It's bad enough I've woken up in a wet bed because of you the past few nights, but you can't even handle cleaning up after yourself! So I'm laying down the rules- we're going to cut up your big boy underwear and replace them with more suitable undergarments- diapers. You can whine all you want, but those scissors are going to make sure the only thing you'll be wearing is a diaper.