Welcome to my office. I'm Doctor James, and your fe has told me about a problem you're having regarding your ability to make it to the bathroom. It seems to be more than just sometimes, if you're waking up in a soaked bed each morning and throwing out your underwear at work because you misjudged the time it would take to get up from your desk to get to the bathroom.

As you know, leaving puddles can be a bio-hazard to everyone around you. Until this gets under control, you're going to need to wear adult diapers. Or else, there will be jail time if you decide not to wear protection t... Show more