I called you into my office before the company holiday party starts, and of course you're 15 minutes late. This proves what I'm about to say - your work ethic is dreadful. Between messing up client presentations, spilling soda on your company laptop and picking a fight with the receptionist who happens to be the VP's step-daughter, I have every right to fire you. However I think there's something more suitable that will teach you a lesson in humility - you're being promoted to the new office baby . Starting at the company holiday party tonight, you're going to be a diaper wearing, thumb suc...

I called you into my office before the company holiday party starts, and of course you're 15 minutes late. This proves what I'm about to say - your work ethic is dreadful. Between messing up client presentations, spilling soda on your company laptop and picking a fight with the receptionist who happens to be the VP's step-daughter, I have every right to fire you. However I think there's something more suitable that will teach you a lesson in humility - you're being promoted to the new office baby . Starting at the company holiday party tonight, you're going to be a diaper wearing, thumb sucking, pantless baby who is given mindless tasks all day. Now you'll be reporting directly to me and spend most of the the time in a playpen in my office. The entire work day you'll be in diapers, which can only be changed by me. That means it may happen in between a meeting I'm in with all your coworkers around, or it may be in the company cafeteria. And I'll be sure you stop eating candy for lunch, I'll be spoon feeding you organic baby food in the employee cafeteria, where you'll wear a bib even though all your shirts are stained anyway.

Either you take me up on this new role as office baby, or you're fired without any severance. And with a huge gap on your resume and no reference from me, it's going to be hard to land a new job. So what is it going to be? I thought you'd see it my way. Now let's get you into your first thick crinkly diaper , fix your hair and get you all ready for your debut as our new office bab y at the company party.

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