I called you into my office before the company holiday party starts, and of course you're 15 minutes late. This proves what I'm about to say - your work ethic is dreadful. Between messing up client presentations, spilling soda on your company laptop and picking a fight with the receptionist who happens to be the VP's step-daughter, I have every right to fire you. However I think there's something more suitable that will teach you a lesson in humility - you're being promoted to the new office baby . Starting at the company holiday party tonight, you're going to be a diaper wearing, thumb suc... Show more