I can't believe your boss called me earlier, she said your performance has been dreadful. Honestly so many other employers would fire you but since she is a close friend, she wanted to work with me on getting you back on track. So that means you are going to get a bare bottom spanking, right after a long scolding. And if you act up at work, your boss will spank you in the lunchroom, then she will call me. And if you get spanked at work, you get spanked twice as hard by me when you get home.