I am tired of you always coming around when I'm trying to play nicely, trying to tease me, steal my toys and call me a dork. It's time for a dose of your own medicine, you big bully! Little did you know that I have special powers to bend reality. With a snap of my fingers, you turn into an adult baby with your boxers being transformed into diapers! Then I make you soak your diaper, and subject you to a humiliating diaper change where I gush about how much you're going to be teased for being a diaper dork at school tomorrow!