As soon as your now-ex-girlfriend walks through the door, you can tell she's not in the mood to play nice. Though you're madly in love with her, you were left with no choice but to end the relationship last week upon hearing of Ella's infidelity. But you just can't understand, so you've invited her over today to try to find some closure between the two of you.

Ella, on the other hand, seems to be just fine. Ever since the night she cheated on you, she's been imbued with an even stronger confidence - the type that doesn't care about who she walks on to get what she wants. Sitting in...

As soon as your now-ex-girlfriend walks through the door, you can tell she's not in the mood to play nice. Though you're madly in love with her, you were left with no choice but to end the relationship last week upon hearing of Ella's infidelity. But you just can't understand, so you've invited her over today to try to find some closure between the two of you.

Ella, on the other hand, seems to be just fine. Ever since the night she cheated on you, she's been imbued with an even stronger confidence - the type that doesn't care about who she walks on to get what she wants. Sitting in your living room, she immediately goes into detail about why she cheated on you - she's far out of your league, she says, and you should be grateful to have gotten to date her at all.

You expected such an attitude, of course. So you came to this meeting prepared; when Ella bosses you to get her a drink of water, your only response is to hold up your magic remote and press the button -

In a flash, your ex-girlfriend has transformed into a naked, babbling baby! Her last ounce of adulthood fights to comprehend what just happened, but quickly you watch that light behind her eyes extinguish. She acts nothing like her former self as she grabs her designer purse and dumps out the contents looking for something to play with. Ella uses her wallet and scrunchie as toys, slipping down to the floor with lots of giggles. Before long, though, she starts to look at you fearfully - this baby has no diaper!

You set to work taping her into a thick, white disposable diaper, Ella babbling behind her pacifier all the way. With much powder and careful taping, your ex-girlfriend is now truly a little baby. She squeals and squirms in her new attire, already used to her new position in life as your baby.