You thought after all this time of us dating that we would probably have had sex by now, didn't you? That's understandable - to be honest, I had expected that by now, too. But when I saw just how tiny your package is, I realized that just wouldn't work. You're clearly just too small for adult fun!

That's okay though, because I have the perfect solution: I'm going to lock you in chastity! It's where you belong with such an itty bitty clitty. But that's not the only surprise I have in store for you. Once I've locked you away and taken the key, I'm putting you in thick, pink diapers, ...

You thought after all this time of us dating that we would probably have had sex by now, didn't you? That's understandable - to be honest, I had expected that by now, too. But when I saw just how tiny your package is, I realized that just wouldn't work. You're clearly just too small for adult fun!

That's okay though, because I have the perfect solution: I'm going to lock you in chastity! It's where you belong with such an itty bitty clitty. But that's not the only surprise I have in store for you. Once I've locked you away and taken the key, I'm putting you in thick, pink diapers, too! Padded and caged - just where you belong.

(This clip is gender-neutral!)