I've been left to play on the floor, properly padded and wrapped in plastic pants underneath all my layers of pajamas. Babies aren't to be trusted on their own, though, so after a bit of playtime with my toys I start to pull the feet off of my footed overalls. I'm deep in my baby headspace, so all that leaves my mouth are occasional giggles of triumph at each removed article of clothing.

After my feet comes the whole outfit, sliding past my legs with just a bit of cute, babyish struggle. Next I undo all four snaps at the crotch of my onesie, revealing my plastic pants underneath. I... Show more