Embark on an epic adventure in a magical land where you can do what you do best: masturbating, missing deadlines, and screwing things up.

Ellechemy is ready for the endgame in the new Grindquest expansion, but can't be bothered with mindless, repetitive tasks. That's where you come in.

As a dedicated game drone, you have been tasked with getting Ellechemy's character leveled and geared up through monotonous grinding and mind-numbing spell rotations. Things get wrong, and erotically right, very quickly.

It's almost like this game knows you better than you know your... Show more