I come into your room to talk to you about my upcoming move. I am leaving the state. I know you are going to miss me...I am going to miss you too. I know you'll especially miss my farts. Thats why I want to fart in a pair of shorts a bunch and give them to you...so you can smell me anytime by inhaling the asscrack of my shorts. I don't think you're weird for this...I love that we have this special bond.