Its 7am and I wake up knowing I need to release my bowels. I go to bed around 4am, so this is more like the middle of the night for me. I stumble over to the bathroom, release some fine plops, but when it comes time to flush and leave, the fucking toilet clogs. I'm exhausted and just want to go back to bed. So I plunge and plunge, but the toilet won't properly clear. Eventually I am so frustrated I give up and leave the bathroom all together.