I am SO constipated. I strain and strain and strain and it won't come out but I know its there. If only I had a squatty potty...but I don't. :( I try to hoist my legs up on the seat but it doesn't feel safe for the toilet. I need to squat and help this plop out. So I lay down some wipes and squat right there on the floor in front of the toilet. And...after some time...it works!!! You hear my cheeks rumblings as finally a hard ass plop makes its way out. I still feel like maybe some is there? So I go to the toilet again...It smells. Things smell now. This sucks. The toilet isn't working, so ... Show more