I've had you stashed away in my attic ever since I discovered you were a pervert. After coming home from the gym, I was headed up to the attic to get some blinds for a window. When I turned on the light I remembered I had your pathetic ass stowed away. You look so weak...I can't believe you haven't perished. But oh well, I guess if you're still alive I should have some use of you. I think it would be hilarious to make you jerk off while you huff my sweaty crotch, ass crack, and armpits. All while laughing at you and degrading you.