“once you start gooning, you never stop”

I have something that is better than an orgasm, you may not believe me. But i need you to trust me, this introduction to Gooning will change your life. After this, you will be addicted, and what a better way to be introduced than through me. I seductively walk you through step by step, until you’re in that unforgettable mindset you will never be able to quit. Welcome to gooning.