You've been living a sexless life up until this point, why do you think this will change now? You think some girl crazy enough will suddenly want to open her legs for you? You're delusional, and I'm here to bring you back to reality and tell you what you need to hear. You're gonna be a virgin forever, no amount of hoping for a valentine will change that.

You've been living a sexless life up until this point, why do you think this will change now? You think some girl crazy enough will suddenly want to open her legs for you? You're delusional, and I'm here to bring you back to reality and tell you what you need to hear. You're gonna be a virgin forever, no amount of hoping for a valentine will change that.