Kit and I were really looking forward to a wild threesome with you...that is until your shriveled little baby carrot emerged from your pants. We'd never seen anything that pathetic before. But we're optimistic. You could be a "grower" not a "shower". So, we let you tweeze it out a bit. Nope. Didn't improve much. So, we're just going to entertain ourselves and watch you do whatever it is you must do try and get off.