This is your ultimate psychiatrist-fantasy. You've been coming to see me for a while now, and I think we both understand some of the issues you've been having. But I think we also have to admit there's a mutual attraction between us. Ethically, I can't do anything with you since I'm treating you, but we have to do something to ease this sexual tension, don't we? I'll just touch MYSELF, and you touch YOURSELF, and let's give ourselves the orgasm we can't give each other.