There’s nothing I love more than sucking on candy canes. What about yours? Do you have a nice tasty candy cane for me to suck on? Come on, let me see it....hah! That thing is tiny. It’s smaller than the candy cane I’m holding here...haha, no way. I’ll pass. But I guess I won’t be mean. Why don’t you give that little guy a stroke for me? I wanna see how you hand hump something tiny. Maybe if you’re lucky Santa will bring you a nice big ol’ cock so women will actually want to be near that thing.

Contains nudity (my boob kept playing peekaboo).