You think you’re worthy of me? Okay, I’ll give you a chance to prove it. I have a little checklist of the bare minimum features I require in a man. Think you’re tall enough? Have a good enough job to support me? Do you have a good personality? What about your dick size? I doubt you’ll fulfil any of these requirements, but I’ll humor you and run through them one by one.

You think you’re worthy of me? Okay, I’ll give you a chance to prove it. I have a little checklist of the bare minimum features I require in a man. Think you’re tall enough? Have a good enough job to support me? Do you have a good personality? What about your dick size? I doubt you’ll fulfil any of these requirements, but I’ll humor you and run through them one by one.