I know, I know, I know. You can’t believe I’m standing here naked in front of you. But this is all you’re going to get you poor little loser. You’d probably pass right out if I slid my hand to the side and showed you some nip. You’re never gonna get this, and maybe that’s for the best. You can focus on worshipping me properly then. Besides, you wouldn’t know what to do with this even if you had it.

This is the remastered edition - audio and video has been improved. Originally filmed on a webcam.