I bet your excited to get your Christmas present this year, aren’t you? Unfortunately you’ve been a naughty boy. Between the lying, speeding, staring at that waitress’s ass the other day, thinking about how nice that pretty coworker’s boobs must bounce when she’s being fucked...even thinking about what your wife’s friend must look like fucking that big-cocked man in that porno you watched the other day. Naughty, naughty, naughty...your Christmas present is going to reflect all those bad things you’ve done. You won’t enjoy it at all.