I bet you were looking forward to getting all close and cozy to me this winter, huh? Well, I was a little inspired by No Nut November and thought we could make that a real challenge. Instead of just one month where you aren’t allowed to stroke, maybe we should make it two? Or three? All winter long? And I won’t even lock you up for this. No, you are so enamored with me that you won’t touch yourself just because I say so.