You are broke?! Already?

Tztztz... What on earth are you even good for? You are a disappointment in all your life. A Failure.

Not even the most simple task of all, a payment cannot be done by you, there simply is no easier way to serve me. You are a paypig by design, but a broken one!
You need ot be fixed!
So hurry up, find a Paypig-Healer, which is called A BANK and make yourself useful to me again!
I don't care if you have to work hard for 2 years to pay them back, at least you will be able to serve me well. For a while... ;)