Hello Failure! Guess what I have in store for you today...

What on earth shall I do with you? No matter what task I give you, you manage to screw up whatever it is! There is literally only one task left for you - one even the biggest moron, the greatest Loser is suited for:

You will become my Human Toilet!

You heard me right! I am gonna chain you up in my bathroom to use you every single day - multiple times a day, to be honest. You will be sitting there on the cold floor, waiting for me to enter the room and to give you what you will fear in the beginning and lea... Show more