The last time we fucked at your place, I stole your girlfriend's bra. Look how tiny it is! It even has padding to make her ant bites look bigger. How pathetic. Aren't you tired of fucking someone so flat-chested? I bet when you're in bed with her you're thinking about me and my huge tits in your face.

It's time to rip the band-aid off. Let me and my enormous breasts convince you to break up with your girlfriend.