My magnum opus... my first time in front of a green screen... my comedy debut and my love of the 80's. It all comes together here in GOON: A Training Video. In this spoof of the classic retro training videos from the 80's and 90's I teach you all about the art of gooning. Of course, the best way to show you how is by doing it myself so I massturbate and edge throughout the video using my fingers, a big dildo, and even taking some time to suck and slurp on my nipples!