I went snooping through your stuff and I found your girlfriends tiny little bra. Wow... I did NOT know she was this small, I can't believe you would date her! Doesn't she know how much you love a pair of big heavy breasts?

Omg when I put it on it barely covers anything at all! I bet she feels so insecure around girls like me. Honestly, I feel sorry for her AND for you. Why don't you come get a closer look at what you're missing?