REQUEST: you are getting ready to go out and pull out your tightest jeans but they will not go over your ass. you jump up and down and wiggle and pull but they just do not fit. so then you try and lay down on the bed or floor and continue to squeeze into them. you then try another way and, whilst still laying down, you lift your legs up in against the wall and try and pull your jeans over your butt still nothing. you go to your bed where you lay down face down and carry on trying them on. you finally give up and try another pair and do the exact same again. your friend walks in and tries to... Show more