You know that saying, “money can’t buy you happiness”? It’s wrong. You see- what makes Me happy, makes you happy. What makes you happy is My attention right? ...and what gets My attention?...that’s right...MONEY. So- it’s safe to say money buys happiness...at least...for a little while that is. Still on the fence? Come with Me down a road of controlled orgasm, while I test this very theory and PROVE I’m right.