Oh God- you’re one of those guys who stares at me with your mouth just hanging open aren’t you. You don’t even realize you do it. ( ...as I unbutton a button.) You’re such a creeper. You love to be the ground I walk on. ( ...unbuttoning another button.) You know that’s what you deserve. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy. Every time I treat you this way, your endorphin levels spike. No wonder you keep coming back for more!