So you’ve been told your whole life, you’ve got a small dick. Well let’s see- it’s probably not as bad as they say it is. Oh man- it’s worse than I thought! You have a dick smaller than My pinky! Well go ahead- let’s see you try to jack that pinky dick off! After tons of laughing and making fun of you- I finally advise you to never take it out again and pee in the men’s stall, sitting down. Don’t even think of trying to stand next to other men at a urinal! lol!