You don't deserve to ever have sex again. No one should ever be subjected to the dissappointment in your pants, so I'm going to do the world and every woman in it a favor. Welcome to the first day of being abstinent for the rest of your life. You'll never dissappoint another woman again because you'll never have sex again. You have to earn that privilege and you ruined it. Have fun jerking for forever, loser. Better stock up on some lube.

You don't deserve to ever have sex again. No one should ever be subjected to the dissappointment in your pants, so I'm going to do the world and every woman in it a favor. Welcome to the first day of being abstinent for the rest of your life. You'll never dissappoint another woman again because you'll never have sex again. You have to earn that privilege and you ruined it. Have fun jerking for forever, loser. Better stock up on some lube.