You're so sad and pathetic, no wonder you're still a virgin. No woman would ever even look at you let alone touch you. You need to give up any desires you have to fuck a real woman because it will never happen. Ever. It's you and your hand til do you part. What a sad sack of you are. I bet you were the one who lied to all his friends about how much action he got, even though you never kissed a girl let alone rested with one.