You little creep. You just love listening to me tell you all about how I fucked another man. You love hearing about how the whole time I was away for Spring Break, I was busy being railed by handsome, sexy, powerful men. You're so fucking nasty, stroking your wimpy little ding-a-ling, wishing you could experience--or give--any pleasure to me. But we both know you're just an utterly useless fucking cuck.