You're not just alone on Valentine's Day, you're alone EVERY day. It's so sad, huh? Being such a loser that you'd gladly pay $500 just to see a beautiful girl looking at you, even through a screen. Doesn't matter to you, though, does it? Because this is what you were made for: spending all your hard earned cash for a couple minutes of beauty.

You're not just alone on Valentine's Day, you're alone EVERY day. It's so sad, huh? Being such a loser that you'd gladly pay $500 just to see a beautiful girl looking at you, even through a screen. Doesn't matter to you, though, does it? Because this is what you were made for: spending all your hard earned cash for a couple minutes of beauty.