You were doomed the minute you saw me, and letting me rent a room in your apartment was only another nail in your coffin. Now I have you wrapped around my finger. Don't pretend you haven't been secretly jerking off to me any chance you can get! I've heard you, seen you, even smelled you. No wonder you can't get any dates, you don't even want to leave your apartment! Not when I'm around...

You were doomed the minute you saw me, and letting me rent a room in your apartment was only another nail in your coffin. Now I have you wrapped around my finger. Don't pretend you haven't been secretly jerking off to me any chance you can get! I've heard you, seen you, even smelled you. No wonder you can't get any dates, you don't even want to leave your apartment! Not when I'm around...